I have a mate Muttley who needs a bit of looking after

Is it the 3 legged poor old thing that almost got choked by the collar outside of 7/11

Sorry to disappoint but I was roaming Singapore. True I am a sorry old thing and my nickname at School was "Tripod" but that came from gym changing room envy rather than an amputation

Unfortunately once seen never forgotten no matter how much therapy you have.